Thabo Mbeki and other jokes

I love taking a lighter note at South African politics. Here are a few of the former President Thabo Mbeki jokes I’ve received so far, let me know if you have others on chrisonderstallatgmail.com.

Dude Where is my President

Thabo Mbeki Profile (Click to enlarge)

Thabo Mbeki Recalled

Zapiro Cartoon

“Mbeki, Jacob Zuma, Geraldine Fraser-Moleketi and Manto Tsabalala Msimang were flying together in the President’s jet. Thabo Mbeki suddenly said: “You know what. I can throw a R500 right now out of this window and make someone happy.”

Jacob Zuma said: “I can throw five R 100 notes out of the window and I will make 5 people unbelievably happy.”

Geraldine said: “I will give government employees 7.25% salary increase and make millions happy”.

Manto said : “I will can throw ten R 50 notes out of the window and make 10 people very, very happy.”

The one pilot looks at the other and says:
“Listen to those 4 showoffs at the back… I can throw all 4 of them out of the window right now and I will make the whole country very happy!”

-I’m not sure now that this one has become a reailty everyone finds it so funny!

President Thabo Mbeki has been fired!

Can you believe it the president of South Africa has been recalled (i.e. fired). The most shocking thing is how clam South Africans are in such political uncertainty.

Thabo Mbeki will step down as president

Thabo Mbeki has more than likely been fired for his political conspiracy to frame ANC president Jacob Zuma, also for his failed mediation in the Zimbabwe crisis. Although quite diplomacy has possibly resulted in the South African president being fired its more likely that he has been asked to step down in the suspicious case against Jacob Zuma.

Its possible that Thabo Mbeki has been implicated in a political conspiracy to get rid of Jacob Zuma. Its also possible he has been fired to prevent Jacob Zuma from being re-trialled for corruption.

Either way South Africans should be concerned the economy will take a knock, the rand will weaken and white south Africans will emigrate!

Update:21 September 2008
President Thabo Mbeki has officially announced his resignation in a speech that showed him as more of a leader than his last year in office. The effective date of his resignation is to be decieded by South Africa’s parliament. Its yet to surface who the acting president will be.