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		<title>Thabo Mbeki and other jokes</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I love taking a lighter note at South African politics. Here are a few of the former President Thabo Mbeki jokes I&#8217;ve received so far, let me know if you have others on chrisonderstallatgmail.com.

&#8220;Mbeki, Jacob Zuma, Geraldine Fraser-Moleketi and Manto Tsabalala Msimang were flying together in the President’s jet. Thabo Mbeki suddenly said: “You know [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=appledeap.wordpress.com&blog=4303700&post=53&subd=appledeap&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I love taking a lighter note at South African politics. Here are a few of the former President Thabo Mbeki jokes I&#8217;ve received so far, let me know if you have others on chrisonderstall<strong>at</strong>gmail.com.</p>
<div id="attachment_54" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://appledeap.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/dude-wheres-my-president.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-54" title="dude-wheres-my-president" src="http://appledeap.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/dude-wheres-my-president.jpg?w=300&#038;h=216" alt="Dude Where is my President " width="300" height="216" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Dude Where is my President </p></div>
<div id="attachment_55" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 261px"><a href="http://www.jollygoodjokes.co.za/jgj_search_joke.asp?at_num=7141"><img class="size-medium wp-image-55" title="thabo-mbeki-facebook-page" src="http://appledeap.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/thabo-mbeki-facebook-page.jpg?w=251&#038;h=362" alt="Thabo Mbeki's Facebook Profile" width="251" height="362" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Thabo Mbeki Profile (Click to enlarge)</p></div>
<div id="attachment_58" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 260px"><a href="http://appledeap.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/thabo-mbeki-recall-joke.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-58" title="thabo-mbeki-recall-joke" src="http://appledeap.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/thabo-mbeki-recall-joke.jpg?w=250&#038;h=355" alt="Thabo Mbeki Recalled" width="250" height="355" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Thabo Mbeki Recalled</p></div>
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<p><em>&#8220;Mbeki, Jacob Zuma, Geraldine Fraser-Moleketi and Manto Tsabalala Msimang were flying together in the President’s jet. Thabo Mbeki suddenly said: “You know what. I can throw a R500 right now out of this window and make someone happy.”</em></p>
<p><em>Jacob Zuma said: “I can throw five R 100 notes out of the window and I will make 5 people unbelievably happy.”</em></p>
<p><em>Geraldine said: “I will give government employees 7.25% salary increase and make millions happy”.</em></p>
<p><em>Manto said : “I will can throw ten R 50 notes out of the window and make 10 people very, very happy.”</em></p>
<p><em>The one pilot looks at the other and says:<br />
“Listen to those 4 showoffs at the back… I can throw all 4 of them out of the window right now and I will make the whole country very happy!” </em></p>
<p>-I&#8217;m not sure now that this one has become a reailty everyone finds it so funny!</p>
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